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A list of treat ideas for the children for Halloween, any other suggestions?

Oct 02, 2006 by terminalsoup | Posted in Community Service

I admiration Halloween, a time for me to give a little something back to society and most important the children. Here's my list so far:
Ketchup and mustard packets, pennies, old coffee cups, waste mail, my neighbors mail, lint from my pocket, old shoes, spare car parts, bottle openers, key chains, work cards, worn out tools, yarn, a spool of wire, and good luck rocks. Please, keep your suggestions cleanse and friendly.

scabs, vernacular scrapings, beer bottle caps, cigarette butts, cigar cutters, bar memberships, solder and soldering iron, copper tubing, sewing kits, shark repellant, inexact .22 bullets, relish, empty soda cans...

How about this joke?

Nov 19, 2006 by bob s | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, settle on to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the fete champetre site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's whipped and desirous. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to shock back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.

Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manipulate to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't partake of the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.

Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are greedy and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Poncho in rarity, Steve starts getting restless. "I NEED FOOD!" he says with a tip of dementia in his voice.

"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."

Five more days unfashionable. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly ride the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.

"Just for that, I'm not growing."

2/10. see trainer

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic...?

Jul 02, 2007 by LaiLa | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

Mick packs the fete champetre basket with beer and sandwiches. The
trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them
ten days to get there.


When they get there Mick unpacks the sustenance and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I brainstorm you packed it" Mick gets worried,
He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Not unexpectedly Andy didn't bring it.


So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle
opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as
he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after
they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the
sandwiches, he at length agrees.

* So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.**
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
starving, but a agreement is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it
any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and neutral as they are about
to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,


**"I KNEW IT...U LIARS......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"*

omfg i laughed so ardently great great joke im telling my friends hehe really funny wow i never knew i could sport of so hard nice did u make it??