Napoleon Dynamite Talking Bottle Opener

Pacific Direct

List Price: $8.99

Product Details

  • Ergonomic conceive of for comfortable use
  • When it pries off a bottle cap, this opener automatically says, "Tina," "Vote for Pedro," "skills," "chicken talons" and more
  • 1.5Wx5L"

Product Description

Customer Reviews

Napoleon Dynamite Bottle Opener Reviewer
Very contented w/the product & the fast delivery service! I will be ordering from Amazon again!

2006-07-15 | Michelle Bianchi voodoo queen (Canton Michigan) | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5

wow...
Now, I knew when I first saw this motion picture that Napoleon Dynamite (which, by the way, is an insanely hilarious movie) would soon become a cult classic and spawn millions of outing-offs that would gather even more cash for an already-fattened area... But who in their right mind (unlike me) would characterize as that they would make a bottle-opener that, when applied with force to a bottle, would entertain you with phrases from Napoleon, Pedro, and more? This is the kind of thing that you would get for hot stuff that has everything- or for someone you just need to get something cheap and absolutely banal for. For these kinds of people, it's perfect. For the rest of us, Napoleon provides a tease to get us through our occasionally hellish day- and that, my friend, is what products like this are designed to do.

2006-03-18 | otaku (Macon, GA) | Helpful Votes: 1 | Rating: 5

New England Patriots Talking Bottle & Beer Opener

Pacific Direct

Product Details

  • Heed an exciting Super Bowl call when the opener touches the bottlecap!
  • Batteries Included

Product Description

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The everybody's most boring video. Great call by Scott Graham on a Todd Pratt walkoff about run against the Red Sox at the Vet.

'Simpsons' forever? Philadelphia Inquirer

10.01.10

Twenty years in idiot box is an eternity. So it takes an eternal show to survive that long.

In the opening of tonight's 450th episode of The Simpsons , the punished Bart, as he must always do because he is such a bad boy, is expos something over and over on the blackboard. This time, it's "The world may end in 2012, but this show won't."

Fox has decided that tonight is the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons , celebrating with a milestone part at 8 and a one-hour special at 8:30. For the first time in TV history, it seems, a network is marking an anniversary after it happened. It wouldn't have done to splurge a ratings-grabbing event on the show's actual birthday in the middle of December, when everybody is cuckoo for Christmas.

On Dec. 17, 1989, Bart, Homer, and the one's own flesh broke away from The Tracey Ullman Show, where they had been having tiny adventures near the advertising breaks, and put Springfield on the map in its own show.

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"Rabbit" wine bottle opener contest...can you help me?

Sep 14, 2007 by just me | Posted in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Hi, so I penury to enter this contest, and all I need to do is think of an answer for the question,

"What did the "Rabbit" say to the wine bottle?"

The "rabbit" that they are talking about is a corkscrew category wine bottle opener. This is the brand name. (It sorta looks like a bunny)

Because all of you on Y/A have such hilarious/amazing ideas, I vision I would run it by all of you, and hope you can help me out!
The answer I will use will get 10pts!
Thanks guys!!! I appreciate your help!!

"Wanta twist"? That's what the rabbit said.

Brad M | Sep 14, 2007

I've foiled you again!
clubthumb3 | Sep 14, 2007

"Wanta lay"? That's what the rabbit said.
Brad M | Sep 14, 2007

I like Brad's Solution!!!
simon y | Sep 15, 2007

Where is the web site for Pacific Direct the company that makes sports novelties?

Sep 20, 2006 by jandjfamily | Posted in Baseball

Talking bottle openers for variousmajor fellowship baseball teams

IT"S VERY Unsophisticated TO GET TO :

GO TO MLB.com
Open window MLB Teams
Select your team
Then go to Merchandise
On the first page there is a LINK UP to
PACIFIC DIRECTS PRODUCTS

I craving this solves your problem if not e-mail me back for more assistance.
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Vote for BEST ANSWER PLEASE

joey | Sep 22, 2006

Looking for shareholder freebies?

Jun 20, 2006 by stocker | Posted in Investing

Several companies give out freebies or determined discounts to their stockholders. For example, Radioshack gives a 10% discount on anything in their store to shareholders. Last year, Boston Beer Guests gave out a Samuel Adams Talking Beer Bottle Opener to the stockholders. I am researching these benefits and would be interested in hearing about any that you have received.

Below is a connect to a thread with a bunch of shareholder freebies summarized. Hope it helps.

teehee | Jun 20, 2006

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