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Who is faster, a well-versed professional with a standard waiter's corkscrew or a novice with the Metrokane Vertical Rabbit? We decided to have ...

How do you use a hooded corkscrew?

May 18, 2008 by Pam R | Posted in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Farberware Professional corkscrew

You niggardly the one with 2 levers sticking out the sides?
Put it on the bottle with the levers down, twist the screw into the cork until the levers are luxurious and then push the levers down to pull the cork.

I would like to announce that I am now taking applications for Professional Corkscrew Users...?

Oct 12, 2007 by Turdo says Merry Christmas | Posted in Polls & Surveys

Those bloody teeny wretches get me every time... I swear, getting into a bottle of wine is like trying to get into a nuns underwear drawer... :-/
Oh yes! The give someone the third degree... Who would like to apply?

I am altogether the fan of wine, but got sick of cork inside the bottle and then in my mouth and then in my puke, so I bit the bullet and spent 40 bucks at Sharper Impression on a battery operated one that does it for me, you just insert the bottle in the hole.

ummmm wow-could this be any more pornographic? Yes it can, once you brochure it in the hole, then the sweet sweet juice will flow.

Thank you.
I hope this helped.

Corkscrew piercing? Should I get one or no? ?

Sep 05, 2008 by razzle | Posted in Other - Skin & Body

I'm jonesing to get another sharp, but I need something not on my face (for professional reasons). Has anyone had a corkscrew in their ear? How painful is it?

Because this is not the most customary piercing you have to be very careful on what place you choose to get it done. You need to make sure they know what they're doing. I made the take for of trying out a new place that was close to me. They told me they rarely do this piercing but they would do it for me. Now because it is a corkscrew they have to pierce 3 holes in your ear, put in studs, and then you linger a couple weeks for it to heal and come back to put the corkscrew in. Well when they pierced the 3 holes for me, I left feeling very lightheaded because it was more than one intense. The feeling is different for everybody but I usually have a laid back reaction to getting pierced so this was not good for me. Anyway... I went back in a unite weeks to get the corkscrew put in and it turned out the guy who pierced me didn't line the holes up right for the corkscrew to fit in so it was a lost cause. AND he wasn't even there anymore effect he was fired! So what I ended up doing was just taking the 3 studs out cause that is not even what I intended. I know now to stay to my regular piercing place cause I know they are good. And I will probably never get this done again because it hurt so much. Sorry this was such a voiding answer but that is how the experience was for me so I just want to warn you to be careful.